Guide to Tinder Profile Photos

September 24, 2019September 24, 2019 by Kayla ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

Dearest Men of the World,

I am writing you this letter out of love, not anger or annoyance. I sincerely hope you take this message with grace and a desire to change rather than a need to rebel, as my intent is to only aid in your future romantic endeavors, no matter what your desired outcome might be. I have recently noticed a serious decrease in the overall quality of your Tinder profile pictures. I am only partially talking about those of you whose pictures are too blurry to decipher or just lack proper photograph proportions in general (in those cases, I would be more than happy to provide you who live in NYC with a principles of photography class for 100 dollars an hour.)

In an effort to help you, I am going to start off by listing some of the very best type of tinder profile pictures and then highlight some of the very worst. Please take note. I am happy to officiate any wedding that these profile changes might lead to. Just give me a little bit to get ordained online.

A Love Story Through Verse

April 9, 2019April 9, 2019 by Kayla ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

A few nights ago I went on a date,

In search of love and a potential mate.

We met at a bar in a place called Alphabet City,

Though the street was quite quiet,

The bar was quite pretty.

Why You Should NEVER Go Back to His Apartment

March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 by Kayla ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

Going back to someone’s apartment can be scary for many reasons! You never truly know what to expect when you go back to the place where someone lives when you have only known them for a few hours. It can be absurdly personal and say a lot about what the person is like. Including it being a plot to plan your potential murder, here are a few reasons why you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER do it:

Tis the Art of Friendzoning

February 20, 2019February 23, 2019 by Kayla ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

To those of you who have read my posts, you probably have complete faith in my complete lack of dating skills and anything related to that. As a matter of fact, you have heard my struggles and insanely awkward experiences attempting to do anything even remotely, vaguely related to an attempt to date further than the first date. However, one thing that I would never, and no one should ever distrust my experience in is the Art of Friendzoning. Read more ›

The Deal Breakers: A Summary of Dating Men Shorter Than You Who Are Allergic to Cats

February 12, 2019February 23, 2019 by Kayla ♥ 0 Leave a Comment

I would consider myself to be an average size person. Though even though I do not have the experience nor the romantical bandwidth to support it, I do have larger than average standards. I do not have many deal breakers (I like to tell myself), but my main ones are the boy MAY NOT be allergic to cats (MUST enjoy feline company) and they MAY NOT be smaller than me. When I am in a relationship (I have never been in a relationship), I like to feel like a guy is tall enough to wrap his arms around me, to not have to be on his tippy-toes to kiss me, and even to protect me. I know that is some patriarchal BS that I should not be supporting as the feminist liberal that I am, but I can’t help it! Read more ›

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I have never been in love, but I talk about it anyway.

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